Every year I announce the Wimbledum and Wimbledee Champions, having a deep and abiding interest in losers like Donald Trump.

Tomorrow we’ll see the men’s Wimbledum Champ, but today it’s the turn of Wimbledee. And it goes to:

SORANA CIRSTEA of Romania!!

Sorana was beaten by Amanda Anisimova, who was beaten by Magda Linette, who was beaten by Petra Kvitova, who was beaten by Johanna Konta, who was beaten by Barbora Strycova, who was beaten by Serena Williams, who was beaten by Simone Halep — of Romania! So there was some justice for her compatriot.

Cirstea came Bottom of Wimbledon, every victor above her vanquished.

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