Many people ask me how come I’m so devastatingly handsome. The usual answer is Photoshop, but today I have a confession to make — this image, although transmitted to your eyes through the (absurdly expensive) means of Photoshop CS6, has not been altered in any way.

This is how you get to see the annoying spot under my right nostril (my left, your right) which I am convinced has been caused by this lousy moustache — not literally, you understand. If it gets any larger, it’s going to be Photoshopped out tomorrow.

Porridge for breakfast this morning. Can you see?

If you don’t know what this is all about, The World’s Most Hairless Man (that’s me, Gwyn Headley) is attempting to grow a moustache during November in aid of prostate and testicular cancer charity Movember. If you would care to donate, it’s easy — just go to http://mobro.co/gwynheadley and click on DONATE TO ME under my bald lip. I will be very grateful.

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